- “The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” Mind ya bizz-nass. It’s perfectly fine and natural to have friends. However, indulging in other’s people’s affairs just for the sake of being catty or having something to gossip about is probably not the best way to spend your time. Worry about you and your life, not what other’s are doing with theirs.
- “No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here’s April and Andy’s: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.” It’s always wise to have a hammer, nails, a couple screw drivers, and a measuring tape. At least. That’s a good start. A flashlight filled with jelly beans certainly wouldn’t hurt, either.
- “OH, all of you shut up! Andy, April is mad because you said ‘Awesome sauce’ instead of ‘I love you, too’. April, he loves you, so stop being a child. Tom, we all know that you lost Lil Sebastian. Jerry, you shouldn’t have been burying your face into funnel cakes. Now all of you apologize.” Something Ron is known for - telling it like it is. You can do so in a polite manner, but don’t beat around the bush. Some people need to have the cold, hard truth spelled out for them. And sometimes, people just need to be called out on their shit.
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awesome! you hit it outta the park Jetta :)
“Shipwrecked sailors attacked by man-eating sharks” - illustration from Sea and Land: An Illustrated History by JW Buel, 1887